Brian Foster - Austin, TX
Crazy TexasDrummer
Nowhere loud enough to play? Learn drums in an Austin park.
He brings the kit. You do not need one. Never played is the normal starting point.
- No kit needed
- Rain or heat moves it, free
- Beginners are the point
- He replies in 24 to 48 hours
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Funk
Street drumming in Austin, May 23, 2025
Other
Drumming clip, August 11, 2025
Progressive rock
Crazy Texas drummer
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Lessons
Nowhere loud enough to play? That is what the parks are for.
Brian hauls a full kit to a public park in central Austin and teaches you the beats that carry the most music, starting with the rock beat. Most people who book have never played. You bring water and shoes you can work a pedal in.
Park lesson, 60 minutes - $125. In-home, two hours (recommended) - $300.
Rain or heat moves it, free. He replies in 24 to 48 hours.
“The most important beats in the world, the most popular beats.”
“Remote session drummer. I am available to track drums for your tunes. I work remotely from my studio in Austin Texas. Ask me how it works.”
Free guides
Nine guides, all free, nothing held back
How to tune a kit in ten minutes. Three ways to make drums easier to live with. What to buy first, what a longer stick does for you, and how to practise with headphones without wrecking your ears.
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More than lessons
Three more ways to work with him
Send the song. Get real drums back in two weeks.
Brian tracks drums in his own Austin studio and sends stems that drop straight onto your timeline - 24-bit, tempo-aligned, two weeks standard, two revisions.
$200 a song. Exact number confirmed within 24 to 48 hours of sending the track.
Send your song
Drum circles, parties, schools and corporate days
One drummer on a kit, or a room full of people playing something. Tell him the date, the place and roughly how many people, and the real number comes back within 24 to 48 hours.
Most drum circles and parties land between a few hundred dollars and about a thousand.
Get a price for your date
The course, and the school around it
Everything he teaches in a park, filmed and yours to keep. Founding pre-order $199, full price $399.
Or $29 a month for the Crazy Texas Drummer School: one 90-minute live session with Brian every month, recordings kept, cancel any time.
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Just want to throw something in the jar?
Same Venmo account written on the drumhead. No middleman, no cut, no fee to you.
“If you enjoy what I do you can help support me here.”
Everything here goes straight to Brian - no forms to chase, no portal, no account to make.